The Proclamation of Feature Creeps

It is a well-observed phenomenon that if you lock a group of highly intelligent people in a room with enough caffeine and a mission to “disrupt,” they will eventually invent a way to make buying a loaf of bread require a software update and a twenty-character password.

Feature Creeps is an experiment born of twenty plus years spent watching the gears of the Great Tech Machine turn. It’s a place for ephemeral musings – the kind of thoughts that are a bit too honest for a LinkedIn profile and far too prickly for a corporate Slack channel.

Read at your own peril. (The management assumes no responsibility for any sudden urges to delete your social media or throw your router into the nearest body of water.)